God's Boss

Movie idea:
God's boss. God's kicking total ass over some group he hates, like gays or Democrats, and he gets a phone call, and has to put it aside. It turns out, it's God's boss, and he's not pleased with the caprice God is exercising. it turns out, God is a problem employee, he's been on probation, and if he doesn't get it right with Earth and the human race, he faces a fate literally worse than death (he has to read every issue of "O" or something).

Here you go, Jim:

Another way of saying that everyone who is truly beautiful is profoundly goofy-looking in some way: "There is no excellent beauty, that hath not some strangeness in the proportion." Francis Bacon, Of Beauty