God's Boss

Movie idea:
God's boss. God's kicking total ass over some group he hates, like gays or Democrats, and he gets a phone call, and has to put it aside. It turns out, it's God's boss, and he's not pleased with the caprice God is exercising. it turns out, God is a problem employee, he's been on probation, and if he doesn't get it right with Earth and the human race, he faces a fate literally worse than death (he has to read every issue of "O" or something).

Here you go, Jim:

Another way of saying that everyone who is truly beautiful is profoundly goofy-looking in some way: "There is no excellent beauty, that hath not some strangeness in the proportion." Francis Bacon, Of Beauty

Suicide Haikus

1.
I never believed
The taste of a revolver
Would be quite so sweet.

2.
If this is a sin
It should be held on a par
With euthanasia

3.
If God did not want
Us to commit suicide,
We would not have minds.

4.
Some walk to the edge
Gaze below, and back away;
While others must jump.

New haiku (not suicide related, but reality-based)

Got to remember:
When farting with headphones on,
Others still can hear.

From YouTube's blood385, commenting and the commercial (and philosophical as well, no doubt) legitimacy of the Segway Wheelchair: "Only thing that would make this complete is if it ran off of bald eagle heads and diamonds."

That's a mouthful, blood.

Suicide Haikus

1.

Juan De Fuca Straits
Have very aggressive tides.
I doubt you'll find me.

2.

In three days I'll rise
And redeem humanity.
Oh wait! That's Jesus.

3.

Egomania
Is the sole motivator
For a note at all

4.

Self-immolation
Always seemed extreme to me.
Then I thought: why not?

5. (Not really a suicide haiku, but I like it anyway):

An owl and a snake
Fixate on a wounded mouse.
My money's on Owl.

Suicide Haiku

The rest of my life
Will only be a burden
To the ones I love